I wake up , today, with a deep, burning, hole in my heart.I am having trouble just letting these words come out, honestly.So, please, bare with me in these brief moments of candor, and pain, when I say this:
I was really hoping Donald Trump was running for president.The humor alone, he was becoming the Carl Paladino of this upcoming presidential election.
Imagine having a crazed, stupid, wealthy, crazy uncle who says amazingly moronic shit decided to run for president, can you imagine that?
This is a sad day for me.Really, it is.Sure, I knew, deep down, he was not going to run.But a boy can dream, right? I may have to drink a few, tonight.
Meanwhile, I saw this clip on youtube, of one of my favorite ramblers, discussing the problems many of the professional left seem to have.You know, the cut off your nose to spite your face liberal outlook on many things? Yeah, that.
I saw this, and heard all the voices; Obama should be challenged in primaries, or perhaps it would be good for the Democratic party to lose both houses and the white house.I know it is as intelligent as building in a screen door on a submarine.But, these people exist.Oh, they do.
You know what makes me like Obama much, much more? I just think of all those delightful GOP nominees,I imagine Newt, I imagine Mitt, and my feelings of Obama soar.
I am not a democrat, I am a liberal.That just means I happen to agree more with democrats than republicans, but only just so.Think of it this way; I like veggie burgers, but they are not by any means my favorite, but if I am in an omnivore establishment, guess what I am having for dinner?
That was a bad metaphor, maybe,But, whatever, I made my point.Or, maybe I did not, I do not know.I am too upset about losing the humor goldmine that was Presidential nominee Donald Trump.
I wonder if anyone has ever actually cut their own nose off? That seems like a really bad idea.I mean, really, really, bad.I would have to think it would be extremely painful, and even worse, how could you smell anything that way? The good smells, and the bad smells.How else could you smell that fresh dog stool you just stepped in, and thus saving yourself the horror of walking around with that on your shoe and people thinking you have some kind of shitting problem.
See, cutting your nose off is bad.
I do not remember the first meal I had, when I first decided to become a vegan.Okay, I am lying, it was french fries, and some vegetable.
I remember the first time I voted, and I voted Republican.You see, I used to be a republican.Well, kind of.Please, forgive me.
I was young, dumb, you know the drill, you know the weak excuses.
I should add, on my behalf , in the national elections , for President , I did vote for Bill Clinton.I just voted republican, mainly for Bill Weld, in my home state.
No, I am not adding that I voted for Clinton to lie, and make up for my foolish youth, or make me look better.I am not, I promise, please believe me.
I would never lie, not here, to the three people who may or may not read this.That would be selling those possible three people short, and how could you trust me on cooking tips and recipes?
Be that way, I won’t mention a recipe.
I should maybe come clean and point out this post , I had no intention not really post a recipe. so okay, I am lying a bit.But , this is one of those small fibs, you know, like when you lie to a person when they ask you if you have seen some movie, it’s pointless, it is harmless!
Okay, I just made breaded Seitan, with mashed potatoes, steamed corn and some gravy.No need for a recipe for that, I already told you how to make the seitan that I used, just dunk it in flour, egg replacer and let it roll around in bread crumbs.Fry it till it browns.
If you do not know how to makes mashed potatoes, or steam corn, well we may have to start over, or reconsider this, whatever this is between me and you three possible four or maybe two people who may or may not read this.
Okay, I had a real point to this, but I may have lost it.I did not, but maybe we should just stop this ramble , for now.
It was going to be about how feminists, and really open minded fair people, have wanted to see more females put themselves in powerful positions, get more then just a foot in the door of Washington.
Many fought, many have, and this would be a time for them to finally see all that effort come to fruition, but how many are happy, now ?
The great wave of female politicians is lead by Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and anti-masturbation candidate Christine O’Donnell? Really?