I wake up , today, with a deep, burning, hole in my heart.I am having trouble just letting these words come out, honestly.So, please, bare with me in these brief moments of candor, and pain, when I say this:
I was really hoping Donald Trump was running for president.The humor alone, he was becoming the Carl Paladino of this upcoming presidential election.
Imagine having a crazed, stupid, wealthy, crazy uncle who says amazingly moronic shit decided to run for president, can you imagine that?
This is a sad day for me.Really, it is.Sure, I knew, deep down, he was not going to run.But a boy can dream, right? I may have to drink a few, tonight.
Meanwhile, I saw this clip on youtube, of one of my favorite ramblers, discussing the problems many of the professional left seem to have.You know, the cut off your nose to spite your face liberal outlook on many things? Yeah, that.
I saw this, and heard all the voices; Obama should be challenged in primaries, or perhaps it would be good for the Democratic party to lose both houses and the white house.I know it is as intelligent as building in a screen door on a submarine.But, these people exist.Oh, they do.
You know what makes me like Obama much, much more? I just think of all those delightful GOP nominees,I imagine Newt, I imagine Mitt, and my feelings of Obama soar.
I am not a democrat, I am a liberal.That just means I happen to agree more with democrats than republicans, but only just so.Think of it this way; I like veggie burgers, but they are not by any means my favorite, but if I am in an omnivore establishment, guess what I am having for dinner?
That was a bad metaphor, maybe,But, whatever, I made my point.Or, maybe I did not, I do not know.I am too upset about losing the humor goldmine that was Presidential nominee Donald Trump.
I wonder if anyone has ever actually cut their own nose off? That seems like a really bad idea.I mean, really, really, bad.I would have to think it would be extremely painful, and even worse, how could you smell anything that way? The good smells, and the bad smells.How else could you smell that fresh dog stool you just stepped in, and thus saving yourself the horror of walking around with that on your shoe and people thinking you have some kind of shitting problem.
See, cutting your nose off is bad.